Today's conversation with the cat
Fresh (almost) daily from
The scene: Slave Two is in the kitchen. Abby runs in, springs up to "her"
chair throne at the bar, near the bag of cat treats.
Abby: I demand a treat.
Me: It's not time.
Abby: But you are in the kitchen. You are in the Treating Position.
Me: The Treating Position is when someone occupies the other chair at the bar.
Abby: If I waited for that, I'd waste away.
Me: I'm making tea.
Abby: Oh, beverages! Give me milk, then!
Me: It's not time for your treat.
Abby: Perhaps I should leave a present in one of our shoes?
Me: Have some milk.
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1/18/2011 11:38:12 AM
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