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Julie Barrett is a freelance writer and photographer based in Plano, TX.

Time to Come Clean

Fresh (almost) daily from Julie Barrett

Since our president released his long form birth certificate today, I feel that it's time I leveled with my readers (both of you) on something.

I know this is going to come as a great shock, so brace yourself. 

I've been party to a massive cover-up.

The cover-up involves - dare I say it? - my thighs. Yes, my thighs are indeed massive, and covering them up requires a great amount of material. Some of it probably comes from China. The fabric, not the thighs. They're 100% American, and I have a certificate of live birth to prove it.

Thank you for letting me get that off my chest, which is, by the way, congested. Yes, ongested. What did you think I was going to say? 

Tags: Life

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4/27/2011 2:56:11 PM
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