Julie Barrett is a freelance writer and photographer based in Plano, TX.

Dear Spammers...

Fresh when it gets here from Julie Barrett
Wednesday, November 5, 2014



Have a cat. She is real. She gets your spam, too.

I do not need plans for a shed, thank you. Don't call me Julie "Two Sheds" Barrett.

I may qualify for student loan forgiveness! Thanks, but I got my degree back when tuition rates were reasonable.

Your email says your name is Kevin, yet you introduce yourself as Christy. You want to give my web site a makeover, but you don't know the difference between "a" and "an." And then you sign your name as Kevin and include a huge footnote about penalties for spammers. Yeah, I see what you did there. Try again after you've resolved your identity crisis and had a few classes in English and American law.

Please tell me more about how I can save six times the amount left on my home loan by refinancing. 

No, Tim, I am receiving your email because you spammed me. Not because I wish to use our marketing services. 

Burglary is real. So is spam. 

The delete button is my friend today.




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