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Aspic Advent - The Big Day is Here!
Merry Christmas!
Mom has really outdone herself this year. But for the love of Ghu, do not eat the berries! And don't even think to ask where she found all those canine teeth. ...
12/25/2025 12:00:33 AM
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Aspic Advent - Day 24
It's Christmas Eve, and the elves have made something jolly for the pre-ride feast. I wouldn't eat that if I were you, Santa. ...
12/24/2025 12:00:25 AM
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Aspic Advent - Day 23
There be buried treasure among the tropical plants. X marks the spot, me hearties! Or we can just take that bit of gold in the front and call it done. Who taught the parrot to say "feed me?" ...
12/23/2025 12:00:42 AM
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Aspic Advent - Day 22
It took an entire pint of blood to make this. Fangs for nothing. ...
12/22/2025 12:00:10 AM
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Aspic Advent - Day 21
Then when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle. Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must bring us a third, but be sure it's low to the ground. Only make it with gold leaves and red berries. And then when you have placed the shrubbery --
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12/21/2025 12:41:33 AM
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Aspic Advent - Day 20
People will leave their cigarette butts anywhere. ...
12/20/2025 12:39:44 AM
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Aspic Advent - Day 19
This lava lamp was produced in a limited edition, meant to evoke the volcano from the previous entry. Note the simulated smoke at the apex of the vent. ...
12/19/2025 12:35:26 AM
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Aspic Advent - Day 18
Once the volcano has finished spewing out lava, the cooldown begins. Note the unusual greenish-brown volcanic glass. The green comes from uranium! ...
12/18/2025 12:29:43 AM
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Aspic Advent - Day 17
We are the Coneheads. This is how salads are made on the planet Remulak in France. ...
12/17/2025 12:23:38 AM
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Aspic Advent - Day 16
Is it pink enough, yet? Maybe I'll just add a little more strawberry cream liqueur. And perhaps a sip for me. Or six. Or a dozen. Why is the table tilting? ...
12/16/2025 12:13:50 AM
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