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Stately Barrett Manor

This dish is sure to make a statement on any holiday table!

This one pegged the Geiger counter.

We begin this year's festivities with two layers of festive gree and one of sorta red. The bottom layer was scraped from the inside of the lawn mulcher, while the middle is shreadded Easter grass. The top layer is confetti, glaxed with uranium oxide. The garnish started out as wilted holly - that is, until the cat found it.