Behold the happy family at the Thanksgiving feast!

Mom smiles bravely, having spent hours in the kitchen roasting an oversized bird she can barely tote to the table. Dad looks to be drugged out on tryptophan already. Or something. Should he be carving that bird? Notice that Sister is moving away from the table, as if ready to run when that turkey starts to fight back. Watch out for Junior! He's got the scissors!