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Nostalgia | Mascots

The jet-age housewife had a plethora of labor-saving devices at her fingertips. And what was a labor-saving device without - you guess it - a mascot? Preferably in anthropormorphized glee?

One such device was the NuTone "In-Built" device. Of course, it's not enough to show smiling, vacant-faced moms in orgasmic glee over a mixer. No, the men (who else?) behind this instruction booklet had to make a dancing, prancing, long-legged vixen of an appliance:

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Oh, yes, she can!

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Go ahead, babe. Flutter those eyelashes. You won't last long in THIS kitchen!

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Right about now, the housewife imagines the knife in the back of whomever thought up this lame gimick.

And just to recap, in case the wife didn't get it:

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She mixes!

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She sharpens!

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She blends!

Wonder how she'd do with a yam?

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