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Texas vs. Oklahoma: Food Fight!

Texas and Oklahoma have long shared rivalries. None, perhaps, is more fierce than football. We have recently uncovered a more subtle rivarly: Peanuts. Each state brings its own special mascot to the food fracas. But first, the recipe book covers in all their putrid, full-color glory:

 

Meet the industrious little Oklahoma Peanut brave.

Watch him peel potatoes:

Not to be outdone, Texas presents its own sterotyped figure:

Yee-haw!


Row a pie pan:

He can row a pie pan, too:

Go crazy for cake:


And jump out of a cake:

Marinate himself in some unidentifiable substance:



Ride 'em cowboy! Just watch what you do with that spoon:


Our athletic legume plays in the Salad Bowl:




The Texas mascot gets his own bowl game as well:

And finally, like the brave little peanut he is, escort Bossie and Cocky to the slaughterhouse:


And when the day is done, he rounds up a herd o' veggies: