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Texas and Oklahoma have long shared rivalries. None, perhaps, is more fierce than football. We have recently uncovered a more subtle rivarly: Peanuts. Each state brings its own special mascot to the food fracas. But first, the recipe book covers in all their putrid, full-color glory:
Meet the industrious little Oklahoma Peanut brave. Watch him peel potatoes: | Not to be outdone, Texas presents its own sterotyped figure: Yee-haw! |
Row a pie pan: |
He can row a pie pan, too: |
Go crazy for cake: |
And jump out of a cake: |
Marinate himself in some unidentifiable substance: |
Ride 'em cowboy! Just watch what you do with that spoon: |
Our athletic legume plays in the Salad Bowl: |
The Texas mascot gets his own bowl game as well: |
And finally, like the brave little peanut he is, escort Bossie and Cocky to the slaughterhouse: |
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