I cook, therefore I Yam!

Behold the Louisana Yam:

 

Perhaps I find that a little creepy, but then, so does this housewife, forced into yam tango servitude:

 

 

If that tableu brings The Masochism Tango to mind, check out these pictures of the Evil Yam:

 

 

 

Clearly, he is happy to cook up his brother tubers in order to save his own wretched life!